Pizza Update: 5/20/13

LET US BEGIN
Tonight's Pizza:

Digiorno: Cheese Stuffed Crust Pepperoni Pizza

Added Condiments:

Louisiana Hot Sauce

Final Product:

Served With:

Pepsi

Pack of Pringles

Soda: 8/10
Chips:7/10
Pizza:6/10

This soda is great but it's a little warm. The chips are pretty good as well, but they're really thin. I had some of the Lays variety a while ago and I think they were pretty good because they were a little thicker it seems. The pizza was above average, as most Digiorno products are, but I just felt a little empty afterwards.

Also, I'm graduating from high school because I guess that's a thing that I get to do. I'll probably continue doing this blog into college. Probably.

Pizza Update: 5/10/13

A NEW TWIST: VIDEO EDITION

SELECTION:
https://vine.co/v/b0AAedxZuXX

MAKING PIZZA:
https://vine.co/v/b0AqW9JgXKj

i actually genuinely can't stand green day in like 95 percent of cases
THE JOKE WAS "WAITING":
https://vine.co/v/b0AbhudMI0A

FINISHED PRODUCT/SERVED WITH:
https://vine.co/v/b0AMwwzpdWT

RATINGS:
PIZZA: 7/10
DRANK: 7/10
COOKIE: 10/10

I didn't actually know that we had that crushed pepper. I do now. Good. I drank the Arnold Palmer "Higbee Style," meaning that it was lukewarm and not all that good. Now... The cookies.

We hardly ever get those cookies. I only see them at Costco and I'm not allowed back there ever since the slam dunk incident of 1989. Or maybe I'm just not a member. But they're amazing. I gave it a perfect score because it's tremendous.

Pizza Update: 4/14/13

bizarre choice of pizza
Tonight's Pizza:

Digiorno PIzza Dipping Strips

Added Condiments:
NONE

Finished Product/Served With:

Strawberry Ice Cream Bar

Peach Tea Snapple (not pictured)

Pizza: 7/10

Ice Cream: 8/10

Tea: 8/10

Eh. The pizza would have been really good, but the middle of it never really melted so it was a little less than it cold have been.

Pizza Update: 4/7/13

Holy shit I was hungry at the grocery store and you know what they say: Don't be hungry at the grocery store if you don't want to purchase a bunch of random stuff.

Tonight's Pizza:

Digiorno Cheese Stuffed Crust Three Meat Pizza

Added Condiments:

Louisiana Hot Sauce

Finished Product:

Served With:

Nacho Cheese Doritos, Noni Berry Diet Snapple


Pizza: 9/10
Drank: 7/10
Chipz: 8/10

this is the best lunch of my life

Pizza Update: 4/1/13

Everybody needs an Easter update. Granted, it was yesterday, but I gotta get rid of all these little chocolate Hershey's eggs somehow. What better way than...
Tonight's Pizza:

Red Baron Deep Dish Singles: 4 Cheese

Added Condiments:

welp

Pictures taken during cooking:

he has risen

he has risen indeed

Finished Product:

I broke the melty eggs up with a knife

Served With:

Vitamin Water: (Who cares that's all we have)

Three Fig Newtons

Pizza: hallelujah/10

Cookies:9/10

Vitamin Water: 5/10

This dinner reminded me of something my ol' granpappy used to say: "Never eat a food whose most prominent ingredients are the name of a Ween album." I think I've learned my lesson from this pizza. It still sits in my stomach and it will remain there for a while. Fig Newtons are the closest thing to the perfect food ever. and I don't care about the Vitamin Water.

Pizza Update: 3/30/13

Ugh. Basketball. or something. I'm watching the 1998 NFC Championship game on NFL Network right now. That's how great I am. Also Gary Anderson misses the field goal at the end of the fourth and the Falcons ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL

Tonight's Pizza:

Red Baron Deep Dish Singles: Pepperoni

Condiments:

This Chili Powder I found in my cabinet

Finished Product:

how do turn pizza picture

Served With:

Mello Yello
Dish thing full of Ginger Snaps from somewhere

Pizza: 6/10
Soda: 6/10
Cookies: 8/10

All of this was characterized by not being the correct temperature. The pizza was a little undercooked, and the soda was basically room temperature. The cookies kicked ass and I could eat like a whole bagful. Very Tasty. I recommend these cookies, come to my house if you want them.

(do not come to my house)

Pizza Update: 1/30/12

Tonight's Pizza:

Red Baron Deep Dish Singles: 4 Cheese Pizza

Condiments Added: NOTHING TONIGHT. HERE'S A PICTURE OF BRUCE WILLIS

Finished Product: 

Looks Appetizing Enough

Served With:

Diet Dr. Pepper, Stack of Ritz Crackers

Pizza: 6/10
Soda: 6/10
Crackers: 7/10

Everything was just alright. Nothing particularly great.