This soda is great but it's a little warm. The chips are pretty good as well, but they're really thin. I had some of the Lays variety a while ago and I think they were pretty good because they were a little thicker it seems. The pizza was above average, as most Digiorno products are, but I just felt a little empty afterwards.
Also, I'm graduating from high school because I guess that's a thing that I get to do. I'll probably continue doing this blog into college. Probably.
I didn't actually know that we had that crushed pepper. I do now. Good. I drank the Arnold Palmer "Higbee Style," meaning that it was lukewarm and not all that good. Now... The cookies.
We hardly ever get those cookies. I only see them at Costco and I'm not allowed back there ever since the slam dunk incident of 1989. Or maybe I'm just not a member. But they're amazing. I gave it a perfect score because it's tremendous.
Holy shit I was hungry at the grocery store and you know what they say: Don't be hungry at the grocery store if you don't want to purchase a bunch of random stuff.
Everybody needs an Easter update. Granted, it was yesterday, but I gotta get rid of all these little chocolate Hershey's eggs somehow. What better way than... Tonight's Pizza:
Red Baron Deep Dish Singles: 4 Cheese
Added Condiments:
welp
Pictures taken during cooking:
he has risen
he has risen indeed
Finished Product:
I broke the melty eggs up with a knife
Served With:
Vitamin Water: (Who cares that's all we have)
Three Fig Newtons
Pizza: hallelujah/10
Cookies:9/10
Vitamin Water: 5/10
This dinner reminded me of something my ol' granpappy used to say: "Never eat a food whose most prominent ingredients are the name of a Ween album." I think I've learned my lesson from this pizza. It still sits in my stomach and it will remain there for a while. Fig Newtons are the closest thing to the perfect food ever. and I don't care about the Vitamin Water.
Ugh. Basketball. or something. I'm watching the 1998 NFC Championship game on NFL Network right now. That's how great I am. Also Gary Anderson misses the field goal at the end of the fourth and the Falcons ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL
Tonight's Pizza:
Red Baron Deep Dish Singles: Pepperoni
Condiments:
This Chili Powder I found in my cabinet
Finished Product:
how do turn pizza picture
Served With:
Mello Yello
Dish thing full of Ginger Snaps from somewhere
Pizza: 6/10
Soda: 6/10
Cookies: 8/10
All of this was characterized by not being the correct temperature. The pizza was a little undercooked, and the soda was basically room temperature. The cookies kicked ass and I could eat like a whole bagful. Very Tasty. I recommend these cookies, come to my house if you want them.
First post of the new year. A little while ago, I obtained a giant box of Red Baron personal pizzas from Sam's Club. (Sabatasso's is from Costco) I plan to eat like all of them.
The reason for the lack of updates for the past month can be loosely blamed on the ancient Aztecs. You see, hundreds of years ago, the Aztecan people began using corn in order to make tortillas. These tortillas were perfect for enclosing assorted vegetables and meats. Some time after that, the burrito was made. Some time after that, the burrito was frozen. Then in December of 2012, my dad bought some frozen burritos. Microwave Burrito Time would be a terrible idea.
Tonight's Pizza:
Red Baron Singles: Deep Dish Pepperoni Pizza
Added Condiments:
Garlic Powder (official powdered bulb of microwavepizzatime.blogspot.com
Red Rooster
Finished Product:
Served With:
Mountain Dew: White Out, Bag of Reese's Pieces
Pizza: 7/10
Soda: 9/10
Candy: 7/10
Pizza was pretty decent. Not quite as great as the giant one that I had last time, but still pretty good. Mountain Dew: White Out was not my choice in the great Dewmocracy (personally, I prefered Typhoon), but it's still really good. Reese's Pieces:
(Genuinely, though, I had heard that song earlier in the day and I was dead set on having Reese's Pieces at some point)
