Pizza Update 12/20/12

So here's the thing about this blog: I don't eat microwave pizza that much. I do when I can, but not all the time. Over the past few months, I have posted on this blog every time that I've had microwave pizza. I'm not lying to you when I say this.

HOWEVER

It is now Winter Break. Therefore, the one meal per day that is provided by a school cafeteria has been lost and must be replaced. I, with one quarter of seventh grade cooking class experience in the culinary arts, must make my own meals. I typically replace these meals in one of four ways-
1. Leftovers
2. Microwave Pizza
3. Fast Food
4. Don't eat

Today, I chose option 2.

Tonight's Pizza:

Red Baron FEASTS FOR ONE Thick Meat Trio Pan Pizza

Donated by Callie (I think, I can't remember well)

Added Condiments:

McCormick Garlic Powder (flash on high)

Finished Product:

Served With:

Trader Joe's Ginger Beer
Cup of Cheez-Its

Pizza: 9/10
Cheez-Its: 8/10
Ginger Beer: 8/10

The pizza was gigantic. It's the only microwave pizza that I've ever had that needed multiple steps in cooking. It was also tasty. Cheez-Its are Cheez-Its. With the Ginger Beer, it's like a holiday whenever we have it seeing as the only Trader Joe's in the area is around 30 minutes away from our house, so we rarely buy it. But it's awesome.

Happy Holidays! Also: Check out dude-i-like-drinks.tumblr.com for cool drinks

Pizza Update 11/28/12

Parents went out and left me at home. Time for terrible eating habits to take over again.

Tonight's Pizza:

Red Baron Singles: Deep Dish Supreme

Added Condiments:

Jif Creamy Peanut Butter

DO YOU DARE ME?

Hand fulla pretzel sticks

DO YOU DARE ME?

Finished Product/Served With:

DO YOU FUCKING DARE ME

Plastic Cup of chocolate milk

Pizza: Eugh/10
Chocolate Milk: 6/10

I didn't put enough chocolate in the chocolate milk. I should have done more. The pizza was amazing. Or terrible. I can't decide. Do it for yourself and send me a picture or something. Or don't. Don't be like me, kids.

Pizza Update 11/14/12

aaaand we're back

Today's Pizza:

Red Baron French Bread Singles: Pepperoni

Added Condiments:

Chili Powder

Finished Product Served With:

Nacho Cheese Doritos
Quaker Chewy Granola Bar: Chocolate Chip
Half finished Snapple Kiwi Strawberry

Pizza: 7/10
Chips: 8/10
Granola Bar: 5/10
Drink: 9/10

Everything was as I thought it would be. Except for the granola bar. I always expect granola bars to be much better than they end up being.

Pizza Update 11/2/12

Time for more Pizza! Can you believe I haven't had microwave pizza in two weeks? Wow. I may be kicking an addiction of some sort! Good for me!

Today's Pizza:

Red Baron Deep Dish Single: Supreme

Spoilers: This Pizza is incredibly similar to Sabatasso's

Red Rooster Louisiana Hot Sauce

Recommended by one guy on an episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Finished Product:

Appetizing, eh?

Served With:

Lay's Kettle Baked Original Potato Chips: 40% Less Fact
Diet Canada Dry
Golden Oreos
(Wonder Bread not included)

Pizza: 9/10
Soda: 7/10
Chips: 9/10
Oreos: 10/10

The hot sauce was really, really good. Chips were good and crunchy, soda was fairly good for being a little low on taste, and the Oreos were great. I don't even know why they make regular Oreos anymore, they should just make these! Why didn't they start with Golden Oreos? Woo! Go Golden Oreos!

Pizza Update: 10/21/12

Hello everyone! I'm back. I've been hesitant to eat Pizza recently because I've had time to eat other foods that aren't greasy and terrible for me! But the dam burst last night as I uploaded my latest video OLD SPORTS GAMES #11. I was hungry. But luckily:

Today's Pizza:

Red Baron French Bread Singles: Supreme Pizza

A new pizza! It isn't Sabatasso's this time! These only come in boxes of two, while Sabatasso's come in boxes of 12 or so, so I'll probably go back to them soon. These are also even worse for you to eat as well. They're huge, though.

Added Condiments: None, because I wanted to have a "blank slate" so that I can understand what it tastes like straight, and then I can come back and taste it with added condiments.

Finished Product:
DUMB SO I FORGOT TO TAKE THE PHOTO AND IT'S ALREADY DONE. USE NEXT PHOTO FOR REFERENCE

Served With:

Trader Joe's Ginger Beer

This was a late night snack, so I didn't put much effort into it. The ginger beer was super tasty, and it has a nice burn going down the esophagus.

Pizza: 8/10
Ginger Beer: 10/10

Pizza Update 10/11/12

Today's Pizza:

Sabatasso's Pizza Singles: Thin Crust Pepperoni (As Always)

I'll try to buy different pizzas sometimes soon.

Added Condiments:

Louisiana Hot Sauce

Lawry's Seasoned Salt

Finished Product:

Served With: Puffed Cheetos, Grape Faygo, Wool Hat

Overall Review:
Pizza: 5/10: The seasoned salt hurt my throat as I ate it. It didn't help the taste much either
Cheetos: 10/10: Shit's delish.
Soda: 7/10: Good. It's some sort of a regional thing, either from the north or the south. I don't know how we got it here in the shitty midwest.

Speaking of the shitty midwest: http://youtu.be/uYWOJce66No

Somebody in my state actually made this and proceeded to put it on the internet. I... live here.

fffffffffffff

Pizza Update 10/6/12

Today's Pizza:

Sabatasso's Pizza Singles: Thin Crust Pepperoni

Added Condiments:

McCormick Garlic Powder

Frank's RedHot Thick

 Finished Product:

Served With: Cookies N' Cream Pop-Tarts, Peach Nehi , anxious tears

Overall Review: The pizza tasted pretty okay. The Pop-Tarts were tasty, but they weren't the best type of Pop-Tarts. The soda was not great. It's an acquired taste.

Pizza: 7/10
Pop-Tart: 7/10
Soda: 5/10

Pizza Update 10/5/12

Friday evening is typically a less than excellent night for me in terms of cuisine. I'm not too high class on these nights. I have about an hour and a half to eat until I have to go watch football and play Trombone (at the same time because I am great).

Today's Pizza:

Sabatasso's Pizza Singles: Thin Crust Four-Cheese

Added Condiments:

Spice Treasures: Chili Powder

Tabasco Green Pepper Sauce

Finished Product:

Served with: Reese's BIG CUP (capitalized for emphasis, presumably), Mountain Dew Voltage.

Overall Review: Pizza was really, really tasty. The Chili Pepper/Tabasco combo is a standard for me with microwave pizza. The Reese's was really big and super tasty. On a scale of tastiness, it just beats out the pizza. The Mountain Dew tastes like medicine and looks like Windex.

Pizza: 8/10
Candy: 10/10
Soda: 3/10

Pizza Update: 9/30/12

I'm Joe Bush, and I'm a terrible seventeen year old who ends up having to eat microwave pizza for a number of meals. After about two years of eating shitty microwave pizza, I decided to take the advice of radio legend and philanthropist Mike Golic.In an advertisement for Tabasco in a Sports Illustrated magazine sometime in 2011, he stated that Tabasco sauce on pizza was one of the only things that could really "shut him up." This statement opened my eyes to the fact that I was tired of eating greasy microwave pizza straight without any sort of a spice to enhance flavor. (Though, to be honest, there's little flavor to enhance) So then, I began putting spices all over my microwave pizzas. So here's this:

Today's Pizza:

Sabatasso's Pizza Singles: Thin Crust Pepperoni

Added Condiments:

Louisiana Hot Sauce

McCormick Garlic Powder

Finished Product:

tasty

Served With: Room Temperature Apple Strudel, Cherry Diet Doctor Pepper

Overall Review: Pizza was a little underwhelming. The garlic was a nice touch, though the hot sauce had almost no effect on the real taste. The strudel was pretty good, if a little messy. The soda barely had any taste.

Pizza: 6/10
Strudel: 8/10
Soda: 3/10