This soda is great but it's a little warm. The chips are pretty good as well, but they're really thin. I had some of the Lays variety a while ago and I think they were pretty good because they were a little thicker it seems. The pizza was above average, as most Digiorno products are, but I just felt a little empty afterwards.
Also, I'm graduating from high school because I guess that's a thing that I get to do. I'll probably continue doing this blog into college. Probably.
I didn't actually know that we had that crushed pepper. I do now. Good. I drank the Arnold Palmer "Higbee Style," meaning that it was lukewarm and not all that good. Now... The cookies.
We hardly ever get those cookies. I only see them at Costco and I'm not allowed back there ever since the slam dunk incident of 1989. Or maybe I'm just not a member. But they're amazing. I gave it a perfect score because it's tremendous.
Holy shit I was hungry at the grocery store and you know what they say: Don't be hungry at the grocery store if you don't want to purchase a bunch of random stuff.
Everybody needs an Easter update. Granted, it was yesterday, but I gotta get rid of all these little chocolate Hershey's eggs somehow. What better way than... Tonight's Pizza:
Red Baron Deep Dish Singles: 4 Cheese
Added Condiments:
welp
Pictures taken during cooking:
he has risen
he has risen indeed
Finished Product:
I broke the melty eggs up with a knife
Served With:
Vitamin Water: (Who cares that's all we have)
Three Fig Newtons
Pizza: hallelujah/10
Cookies:9/10
Vitamin Water: 5/10
This dinner reminded me of something my ol' granpappy used to say: "Never eat a food whose most prominent ingredients are the name of a Ween album." I think I've learned my lesson from this pizza. It still sits in my stomach and it will remain there for a while. Fig Newtons are the closest thing to the perfect food ever. and I don't care about the Vitamin Water.
Ugh. Basketball. or something. I'm watching the 1998 NFC Championship game on NFL Network right now. That's how great I am. Also Gary Anderson misses the field goal at the end of the fourth and the Falcons ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL
Tonight's Pizza:
Red Baron Deep Dish Singles: Pepperoni
Condiments:
This Chili Powder I found in my cabinet
Finished Product:
how do turn pizza picture
Served With:
Mello Yello
Dish thing full of Ginger Snaps from somewhere
Pizza: 6/10
Soda: 6/10
Cookies: 8/10
All of this was characterized by not being the correct temperature. The pizza was a little undercooked, and the soda was basically room temperature. The cookies kicked ass and I could eat like a whole bagful. Very Tasty. I recommend these cookies, come to my house if you want them.
First post of the new year. A little while ago, I obtained a giant box of Red Baron personal pizzas from Sam's Club. (Sabatasso's is from Costco) I plan to eat like all of them.
The reason for the lack of updates for the past month can be loosely blamed on the ancient Aztecs. You see, hundreds of years ago, the Aztecan people began using corn in order to make tortillas. These tortillas were perfect for enclosing assorted vegetables and meats. Some time after that, the burrito was made. Some time after that, the burrito was frozen. Then in December of 2012, my dad bought some frozen burritos. Microwave Burrito Time would be a terrible idea.
Tonight's Pizza:
Red Baron Singles: Deep Dish Pepperoni Pizza
Added Condiments:
Garlic Powder (official powdered bulb of microwavepizzatime.blogspot.com
Red Rooster
Finished Product:
Served With:
Mountain Dew: White Out, Bag of Reese's Pieces
Pizza: 7/10
Soda: 9/10
Candy: 7/10
Pizza was pretty decent. Not quite as great as the giant one that I had last time, but still pretty good. Mountain Dew: White Out was not my choice in the great Dewmocracy (personally, I prefered Typhoon), but it's still really good. Reese's Pieces:
(Genuinely, though, I had heard that song earlier in the day and I was dead set on having Reese's Pieces at some point)
So here's the thing about this blog: I don't eat microwave pizza that much. I do when I can, but not all the time. Over the past few months, I have posted on this blog every time that I've had microwave pizza. I'm not lying to you when I say this.
HOWEVER
It is now Winter Break. Therefore, the one meal per day that is provided by a school cafeteria has been lost and must be replaced. I, with one quarter of seventh grade cooking class experience in the culinary arts, must make my own meals. I typically replace these meals in one of four ways-
1. Leftovers
2. Microwave Pizza
3. Fast Food
4. Don't eat
Today, I chose option 2.
Tonight's Pizza:
Red Baron FEASTS FOR ONE Thick Meat Trio Pan Pizza
Donated by Callie (I think, I can't remember well)
Added Condiments:
McCormick Garlic Powder (flash on high)
Finished Product:
Served With:
Trader Joe's Ginger Beer
Cup of Cheez-Its
Pizza: 9/10
Cheez-Its: 8/10
Ginger Beer: 8/10
The pizza was gigantic. It's the only microwave pizza that I've ever had that needed multiple steps in cooking. It was also tasty. Cheez-Its are Cheez-Its. With the Ginger Beer, it's like a holiday whenever we have it seeing as the only Trader Joe's in the area is around 30 minutes away from our house, so we rarely buy it. But it's awesome.
Happy Holidays! Also: Check out dude-i-like-drinks.tumblr.com for cool drinks
Parents went out and left me at home. Time for terrible eating habits to take over again.
Tonight's Pizza:
Red Baron Singles: Deep Dish Supreme
Added Condiments:
Jif Creamy Peanut Butter
DO YOU DARE ME?
Hand fulla pretzel sticks
DO YOU DARE ME?
Finished Product/Served With:
DO YOU FUCKING DARE ME
Plastic Cup of chocolate milk
Pizza: Eugh/10
Chocolate Milk: 6/10
I didn't put enough chocolate in the chocolate milk. I should have done more. The pizza was amazing. Or terrible. I can't decide. Do it for yourself and send me a picture or something. Or don't. Don't be like me, kids.
Time for more Pizza! Can you believe I haven't had microwave pizza in two weeks? Wow. I may be kicking an addiction of some sort! Good for me!
Today's Pizza:
Red Baron Deep Dish Single: Supreme
Spoilers: This Pizza is incredibly similar to Sabatasso's
Red Rooster Louisiana Hot Sauce
Recommended by one guy on an episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Finished Product:
Appetizing, eh?
Served With:
Lay's Kettle Baked Original Potato Chips: 40% Less Fact
Diet Canada Dry
Golden Oreos
(Wonder Bread not included)
Pizza: 9/10
Soda: 7/10
Chips: 9/10
Oreos: 10/10
The hot sauce was really, really good. Chips were good and crunchy, soda was fairly good for being a little low on taste, and the Oreos were great. I don't even know why they make regular Oreos anymore, they should just make these! Why didn't they start with Golden Oreos? Woo! Go Golden Oreos!
Hello everyone! I'm back. I've been hesitant to eat Pizza recently because I've had time to eat other foods that aren't greasy and terrible for me! But the dam burst last night as I uploaded my latest video OLD SPORTS GAMES #11. I was hungry. But luckily:
Today's Pizza:
Red Baron French Bread Singles: Supreme Pizza
A new pizza! It isn't Sabatasso's this time! These only come in boxes of two, while Sabatasso's come in boxes of 12 or so, so I'll probably go back to them soon. These are also even worse for you to eat as well. They're huge, though.
Added Condiments: None, because I wanted to have a "blank slate" so that I can understand what it tastes like straight, and then I can come back and taste it with added condiments.
Finished Product:
DUMB SO I FORGOT TO TAKE THE PHOTO AND IT'S ALREADY DONE. USE NEXT PHOTO FOR REFERENCE
Served With:
Trader Joe's Ginger Beer
This was a late night snack, so I didn't put much effort into it. The ginger beer was super tasty, and it has a nice burn going down the esophagus.
Served With: Puffed Cheetos, Grape Faygo, Wool Hat
Overall Review:
Pizza: 5/10: The seasoned salt hurt my throat as I ate it. It didn't help the taste much either
Cheetos: 10/10: Shit's delish.
Soda: 7/10: Good. It's some sort of a regional thing, either from the north or the south. I don't know how we got it here in the shitty midwest.
Speaking of the shitty midwest: http://youtu.be/uYWOJce66No
Somebody in my state actually made this and proceeded to put it on the internet. I... live here.
